![]() Let's get some money! So, then we get a cheesy montage of Spider-Mansaving the day in various scenarios. Nobody really wantsto do it, but we're gonna do it. Each scene, and especially the story scenes, make itextremely apparent that nobody really wants to be there. So, Paul Giamatti hijacks a truck filled withplutonium, and so Spider-Man saves the day.Īnd at the end of that, we get introducedto Max, played by Jamie Foxx. Every time you see a Sony product inthe film, it's like a fucking punchline. We see at least three different phones in thefilm and they're all Sony Ericsson Xperias. We see at least three different laptopsin the film and they're all Sony Vaios. This is just the beginning of the film that is essentiallyone giant advertisement for Sony products. Plus, if he lost his laptop, the audiencewouldn't be able to see that it's a Sony Vaio. Yeah, don't worry, the laptop'snot gonna fly out on the plane. I'm getting sucked out." So the one guy fucking grabs onto the other, but the expellingforce is so strong that he gets sucked out, anyway, with the remaining man now holding hislaptop with one hand and typing on it. Because, boy,does this ever make one fucking hilarious unintentional comedy.Īt the beginning at the film, you see two dudes duking it outin a plane, and somebody shoots a window, and it's like, "Oh, no. ![]() Now, for movies I enjoy, I generally tryto keep my reviews to be spoiler-free, but not only is a pretty much impossible to explain what'swrong with this movie without just explaining the whole plot, but I pretty much guarantee you that your moviewatching experience will be much better if you're thinking about these things during it. Like, someone could release this exact same movie, and callit a Spider-Man spoof, and it would actually fucking work. Literally!" The Spider-Man films have had quite thevariation of quality over the years, but I can't think of a single one thatI didn't at least enjoy watching.Īnd boy, is that ever reaffirmed with this movie, because it was sofucking bad, that it turned into an unintentional parody of itself. I mean, come on, as soon as I figured out that he'dbe wrestling around with a muscly lizard dude, I thought, "I could get behind that. Sure, yeah, there was stupid shitlike 'Property of Peter Parker', but it generally seemed as though there was adecent amount of effort being put into the film.Īfter letting the first movie sit for a while, I'd probably give it asix out of ten, but I definitely enjoyed myself while watching it. Not only that, but I was more than okay with Andrew Garfieldbeing Peter Parker, and I thought he fit the character very well. ![]() Now, I didn't think The Amazing Spider-Man1 was as bad as everybody was saying it was: the majority of it didn't seem like it was trying to betaken too seriously, and it had a good sense of humor.Īnd as someone who's a fan of the Spider-Mancharacter, I thought it was right about fucking time that they started using perspective shotsto show him swinging around the city. I never once thought that it would be possible for a film tobe farted into existence, but today, I was proven wrong. So shitty, in fact, that it was hilarious,and I can't wait to see it again. So, I just saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2,and like its title, it really was amazing.ly shitty. And watch video, before download this game, video link is also given below. ![]() Hello guys, today I got a the amazing spider man 2 highly compressed real game for your android devices, guys download link is given below. ![]()
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